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 18.06.2020
I ordered a black microwave, because all household appliances for the design of the kitchen are black. On the sites everywhere, it was the black model, was absent, even on order, but was the same white 30% cheaper. Miraculously in one place I find black in the presence. I leave an application on the site, writing in the comment to the order "only black! "I call the manager, I say in direct text, I emphasize times 3: "Just black! “” The manager is such, "I understand why to repeat 10 times, and I see specifically black in the application." Three days before the first call. The courier calls and asks where to go. Explained (although two times previously indicated the address in the application and by phone). “No,” he said, “I won’t go far. Come to our warehouse on the outskirts of the city and take it.” I, naturally, do not make the sheets, pay the courier in cash, I tell him that I will order it anywhere else, because I have delivery to the house, and he is here. We agreed for a certain time, to which the courier did not come naturally. And I arrived only after 4 calls and 3 hours in the neighboring courtyard, Karl! On my admonitions come at least before the entrance, because with him that delivery to the door, said that and so with my order stuck. Well, we people are not proud, we go to the neighboring courtyard.. gets a box out of the body and sweat papers, say, on, pay and sign up. People are apparently in a hurry. I wrapped him the papers back, I say I need to make sure that came what I ordered, because only with delivery at least 3 pieces already. I go to the store, I open... white blade! I still get burned up, my arms are shaken, and I’m cracking inside of anger when I remember that moment. The courier still wanted me to schedule no matter what inside, ah. I refused, I said not that came, chao-cacao. Because white I could buy 30% cheaper in my own city, and even on the day of the order. Then the girl manager called, asked what was wrong, white is also a beautiful color, which I explained to her that in the conversation with their office I used the word black so many times that you can liquefy coal, and they still brought a white. "Oh, you know, the black in the warehouse is over, we thought that you and the white would fit." Is that what they have in their heads? Then another one called, apparently her boss, already offered a discount of 8%, which I told her that even on their site white and black have a 30% discount and it is stupid to overpay 22% in nowhere. “We can’t make more discounts.” I was left without a black microwave.
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