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 21.06.2020
Xxx: I was the opposite in my childhood. Dad decided to teach me how to fight and hit me with his fist in the nose. I immediately in tears, my mom rushed to regret me, telling my dad everything he thinks about him. Then for several years in a row with sinusitis suffered until the jaw-face surgery did not correct the nasal partition. So much time has passed, and the nose is still a little twisted to the side.

Yyy: When I was 16, my dad said, “It’s better to have it happen to you at home than in the basement,” and he shot me with a knife.
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