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 23.06.2020
My colleagues still have them. I went on vacation for two weeks. I come and see – under the keyboard rolls the edge of the five thousand rubles banknote. My heart instantly sang: maybe there was an advance or someone decided to give me money for my merits? Unfortunately, I did not rejoice for long. It turned out that colleagues were inspired by a site where they sell different locks. They took the fake banknotes there and threw them down to such ignorant colleagues when they were out of vacation.



But I don’t hold the evil, I caught up in a joke, laughed and forgot. The couture is in principle interesting and I decided to take it home. Suddenly I want to play my husband too, he will think that the ass has fallen. Then even came the idea of sticking her to the shoe, allegedly he was walking and sticking such a banknote.



On the way home, his head was already busy. I just put the note in the box and forgot about it. In the mess, of course, like any girl in the car, accumulated a lot of dirt. I cleaned up, and I didn’t even notice how this paper from the bank of clutches fell on the seat.



In the morning, my laurel sadly stood with broken glass, in addition, inside the cabin tried to tear away even the display from the music. And on the seat - these fake, to overtake them, five thousand rubles. Apparently some fools, saw the bill and decided that there is something to live here and penetrated my machine by the most barbaric method. Angry at the deceit, they made a pogrom in the car. There is no morality, only my inattention and stupidity.
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