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 27.03.2009
I was on the metro yesterday morning. Pick time, everything is right. On Tula, the machinist, who is apparently rushed from above, asks by loud communication: “Dear passengers, make the landing and landing faster, do not delay the departure of the train, do not prevent the closure of the doors!” And of course, when the doors were closed, someone managed to prevent them unintentionally. To which the machiner with a voice full of outrage and annoyance, almost tears, said: "Well, I was asking..."
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