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 04.07.2020
It was somewhere 8 or 9 years ago. I graduated and worked in the same company.

Then we had one sympathetic secretary and the smile was a direct fire.

Well, I, to be honest, quietly dragged on her; and she, as I thought, too.

And one day, we went out of our office with a crowd to drink a beer on Friday night.

They sat down, drank a beer and, in short, caveated from the evening.

It was time to say goodbye and I decided to take this girl home.

Just came, she offered to come in, to drink tea, which of course I did.

The thoughts in my head were so bursting that I had already mentally done everything with her.

When we got home, she went for tea, and I decided that in 10 seconds I would go to her kitchen.

I go into the kitchen, she covers something on the table, well, I hugged her from behind, pressed to myself and started kissing my neck.

She turned sharply. and. and. And I’ll be surprised that I’ve eaten.

It turned out that she really wanted to give me tea and there were no hints and she had a guy at all.



I don’t understand the clues :(



P.S. I got out of the company two months later.
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