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 06.07.2020
I received an unexpected message from an old acquaintance:

Hello to you! How is it? The question is one. Do you have a normal credit history? The thing is that I crazyly need to buy a car, and it is not possible to save money, money is spent on nonsense...The loan is not given and I am looking for someone who would have borrowed or borrowed. My job is okay and I am paid well, I will pay iron every day! Can you help me?

I think, fucking someone, well my acquaintance can't write such a fool, I call him.

You seem to have been hacked in the UK, divorced for money.

No, I really ask you for help.

I’m sorry, but I won’t take a loan if I’m learning to pay.

and clearly. (He throws the phone)

Probably offended, he no longer writes.
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