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 29.03.2009
Hi lepers.
For the third day, a girl calls me and asks me to forgive her, to return. He says he will change his attitude toward me, that he will not lie to me anymore, that he will let me walk with his friends, that he loves me. It rings, usually in the morning and is not sober at all, and the last time she called, because of tears and whispers, I did not find much. She says I did a bad thing to leave her. Yes, it says a lot, I already think to go back, forgive her everything, live together and make a normal, strong, cell of society.
Fuck, I have no girlfriend. Not three days, not ten days ago. At all the attempts to explain that she was wrong with the number, that I am not Dima, but Denis, that I do not understand who she is and why at 6 am, she begins to hysterize, and at the end she matts me and throws the phone. Soon in the morning, ohhhhhh. Would I call her again today to tell her? Number is not available during the day.
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