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 07.08.2020
Xxx: I was going to remove the tooth.

And this surgeon (age 35-40 is strong, sympathetic) is also specialized in the insertion of implants. He injected me an anesthetic and went out to the presbyterium. It is advised by a client. My aunt-in-law is around me. I sit and wait for it to work and wrap up the information about the implants.

I came back and literally in one movement my tooth - a knot! and all! It didn’t hurt – I didn’t even feel that he touched something in my mouth.

Well, of course, all such a gratitude decided to compliment him and said:

“Well, doctor, if you put in as well as you take out, then I’m your client!”

After a second of confusion, all the people present stood up.

The doctor said he hadn’t had such remarkable compliments before.



Yyy: I had a similar story: the injection, the waiting, the surgeon’s return, the dent and the tooth left my mouth.

I was surprised and asked, “Is it all?”

“Do you want to tear one more?” Ask the surgeon.
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