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 14.08.2020
One time, my husband and I left the car on an intercepting parking lot near the subway. In the winter, the snow is immeasurable, around the parking lot is almost in human height.

One morning, he forgot to turn off the light. In the evening, the battery is down to zero. As it happened, in the nearest cars no one, but the husband, running through the parking lot, agreed with the guy who just arrived on a small car. I don’t remember Mark, but something like Mattis.

A man asks him how much he owes. Our Savior just walked away:

Don’t worry, you’ll help me someday.

Sitting in the car, we warm up and see: Matiz tries to park and in the back enters the swarm deadly, and also sits "on the pool". The Books.

We get out of the car at the same time with the guy, and he goes to us:

It seems that “someday” has already arrived :)

We cling to the wire and pull Matiz out of the snow captivity.
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