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 16.08.2020
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DARTHVICKER: My wife went into a drunkard with her colleagues and ran into shit. I had difficulty bringing her home. She cut off, arranged drunk cries, blew - it was a nightmare and not for the first time. When I put her in bed, I went and joked on the runway next to her car, and then told her that she had done it when she was drunk and that our neighbor had seen her do it. She discovered it when she went to work the next day. Since then, she has not been drunk on people, and it happened 4 years ago. If she still allows herself, then only one drink with her colleagues after work and that’s all.
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