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 19.08.2020
We go with a friend and look at a cat sitting on a tree. So bright, black with white. He sits and sits.

A hundred meters from home. At the entrance, an announcement - a lost cat that found a reward. A picture of the cat on the tree.

We walk back, I climb a tree, the cat from me up. I shake the branch, the cat screams. Finally, I shake, he falls to the ground, a friend catches him on the ground - a pack is well covered. We go to the entrance and call the phone number. The cat in the package rattles, trying to rub the package.

There are two ladies, one of the ages and a young, mother and daughter to see. They look at this cat, then (with a breath):

This is not our cat. We have received it five times.

Fuck... Let the cat go, it shakes and goes unhappy to the same tree.
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