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 28.08.2020
A friend called, said, come to me, take the debt. The money I needed was urgent, I called a taxi, and once I got a taxi, it was decided to take my wife and son 4 years, and go to the supermarket at the same time. Lanos, the grey, has arrived, a million of them are riding through our city. The wife and son in the rear seat are silent, I am next to the driver, knock on the phone, knock the address specified by a friend. I come to the agreed place, get out of the car and call him:



Well, I am in place.

Do you see the Garage Cooperative? Go in, third street and to the right, there you will see my car.



Well, I walked a few steps, saw the entrance, returned to the taxi, I sat down:



We went to the garage.

Taxi, what is there?

I need to meet a man.

T – Why?

So do not be afraid.



He has gone. I met a friend and took his money. The taxi driver asks:



T: Now where is it?

Go to the supermarket.



From the garages to go there was literally three minutes, we come, I turn to my wife, and there....

and empty. There is no one in the back seat. I am the driver:



Where are my wife and child?

In the meaning? You sat alone in the car.



For a second I thought the working day today was really difficult... But no, I’m not quite touched yet.



I sat down with my wife and child. Am I really sick? ! to (I call my wife)

You were sitting alone.

Allo is well, right?

You are where?

We sit in the car.



and short. Talking to a friend, clarifying where his garage was, I got out of one taxi and sat in another, which stood next door. Also grey Lanos, well, and I did not consider the driver. The most interesting thing, well, I worked out, but as it was from the side of the second taxi driver - a stranger sat in the car, says, let's go to the garage and go. And I went. The first driver? ! to I saw that I was sitting in another taxi, but he says, You said that you would meet a man, I thought it was he.



I almost lost my wife and child. As my teacher said, “Well, even though I haven’t forgotten my head at home,” but that’s not certain.
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