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 03.09.2020
If anyone had told me this, I’t believe there were such people.

And most importantly, they are so proud of their trick that they rush to boast about their feats.



A friend promised me to help, but first I needed to help him, take him for a moment, to work, and then he will be free all day.  Bringed and so that I wasn’t so bored to wait in the car, we went to the house together. Maybe the hole I will give him, the matter will go faster, we will be freed faster.  Construction in a private house, work different brigades, different directions in different rooms, all do their own. To accept from each final work and pay, why the friend and came, to finish - to surrender, to receive payment.



I help to get faster, a friend tells me what to do, I run from room to room to check that everything is okay. The owner stands in the room and watches. Then he asks me to leave his shoulder bag in the room. So that she doesn’t bother me while I’m running there, here.

In my bag I have money, documents, car keys, how to throw it in a strange house with a stranger? Polite refused, said that let him hang, it does not bother me. And he responds.



"And you're a good guy, you don't throw the bag... And before you I had a sanitary brigadier, I came to launch the boiler. He left and dropped his bag on the table. I looked there, and there were the money cuts lying.  And he took three thousand from him, and with him he paid with his money.  It is his own fault. The horse! It went great.”



And rushing, pleased with yourself. I found nothing to answer. My friend prepared everything, gave up the job.

He paid as agreed. And we left. On the way, he told the owner’s story.

His friend immediately put him on the blacklist of his mobile phone. said

“Better not to deal with bad people.”

And I totally agree with him.
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