Director: Karina, work hard this month, you will get a good prize.

I: How good is it in rubles?

D: I will not hurt you!

I: – Ivan Ivanovich, do you consider yourself a businessman? The businessman?

D is yes.

I: - So you decided to order materials from a new company and ask them to send a price. And they say to you, “Do not be afraid, we will not destroy.”

The fish did not answer, the director laughed and left. He didn’t give me the prize, but I worked as usual, not hard. But since then he has called me “This Jewish Girl” and colleagues “Karina – Kui na***sh.”