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 08.09.2020
Rest at the Dacia. A 12-year-old boy found my children’s books. He lies in a hamac reading. I walk by and see what she reads. Oh, cabbage of a tail, a funny story. The daughter says – well, how funny, even terrible. I asked what was terrible. My daughter told me how she understood the story:

The military entered the house to the elderly, said that he was hungry, but the pensioners said that they had nothing, then the soldier took a tail from them and began to cook it. The old men were frightened, gave the soldier everything he asked of them, he cooked cabbage, ate and took their tail.

Why are the old men afraid? There about another kind, the soldier simply tricked asking the greedy old lady for everything needed for the meal. The daughter said that a stranger entered the house, while the military, saw that there are only one old man, took a tail and began to cook it. Imagine your dad, your mother, my grandmother will come some soldier, find her a tail and say that you want to eat very much and start to cook it.

I reduced everything to a joke, went and told my wife and mother, who were just on the table, and I thought that at the age of my daughter I hadn’t watched so many thrillers.
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