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 23.09.2020
Evgeny Roizman says:
In our country, when the Foundation was trying to defeat in 2012, UBOP came with special forces and television officers, used through the fence, stormed every one, got into the yard, watched, and there the gates were opened. It was uncomfortable, no, they rattled, went into the corps, built them all and asked, "Who wants to write a statement to the Foundation?"
And with them was a haishnik, he was specially taken so that he would break through our cars all for the subject of theft. And he rolls in the courtyard among the cars, smells, a ravenous such caught. And suddenly found one foreigner, clearly beat the robbery, rejoiced, flew into the corps and shouted to the UBOPovts: "I found it! I found!”
They jump out after him in the yard, he runs to the car and screams, “Here, this is in theft!”
They looked and said, “Listen, fool, not or, it’s we came on it.”
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2020-09-22/#1143907
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