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 25.09.2020
Put the inflatable mattress back into the box. I never succeed. And with you?

We need talent and Chinese blood in genetics.

In Beijing, we were leaving the room, and the hotel administrator offered to help dress the older child while I was getting the younger out of the bed.

A couple of minutes later, I see a 5-year-old boy dressed in the costume of his 1-year-old daughter.

How he was able to fit there, he did not even understand.



We pulled him back much longer.
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