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 26.09.2020
Not so long ago happened the act of my "self-dumbness" in terms of punishing an employee. The worker, having completed the operation, lifted the dash controlled from the floor to the machine machine, grabbed the part on the magnet (the device is simple - the lever turned, and it grabbed the dwarf with a dead grip), himself clumped onto the part (the plate - allowed in place) and thus the knee, standing on the moving part, removed it from the machine. Then you would get up, drive a couple of three meters, descended to the ground.
I did not burn my companion. That is, a penalty on the premium, an explanatory for the violation of the rules of security, well, and the other in the same kind. The worker then followed me for a week, asking to cancel the punishment, the same was the technician, saying that he may not stand this way, maybe for now only on words, well and on in the same order. In short, I am a bad man, who took and punished from behind. But, what is interesting, since then, people in the shop have begun to think little: is it worth it? Suddenly, whoever will see, suddenly, whoever will tell - the shorter on the rod especially stopped climbing. But anyway, they walk and offend me badly.
Yesterday there was a serious accident at the neighboring company. The man is now in resuscitation, the ribs are broken, the lungs are pierced - chew. Of course, the info between enterprises is spread simply by finger-click. Opinion of employees:
1st Where did the Master look? Couldn’t I say it can’t be so?
2nd Is the computer engineer in the nose?
Three If they punished anyone at least once, the workers would think what and how to do.
But at the same time, I retain the status of an idiot and a blind man of the poor working people. Strange though...
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2020-09-25/#1144704
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