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 30.09.2020
At the beginning of the summer, new owners appeared in the neighboring country. The former owner - the grandmother is not bad, but very clever. New neighbors - pleasant people, our peasants, in the past - never holidaymakers, but the enthusiasm - at least reject: the bury and grown celery in a couple of months brought in a pleasant look.

On the weekend, we sit with a neighbor, in the process of communication, we smoke a smoked pellet (this is the fish), drink a beer, suddenly - a phone call. I see a former neighbor. Hands in fish, including a loud communication.

After the standard introductory phrases, the grandmother asks the question:

Have the neighbors changed the castle? The neighbor raised one eyebrow.

Hey, how do I know? ...

- Yes, I have a barbecue there and Kalina have matured - I wanted to gather, or I will come, and they have everything locked!
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