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 01.10.2020
Xxx: Ah) remembered the same story: bought the land, so the former owners, not that before the sale they excavated everything they wanted (they bought a new and moved everything there), but again and then for two years came to me and called: "and we will excavate a bush of boyarka, there, near the fence?" “Will we take this and that out?” He asked, “Why did you cut the apples?” ) )

Are the apples cut?

I worked with a man who, after selling the car, could then call the new owner and ask him if he had a spoiler done, or that I was driving it carefully and you had a scratch.

I bought a boat from him, so he got me too, that he didn't wash immediately after fishing, and the other shit.

Zzz: And you say to him in response, "And you fucking spent all the money I gave you for the boat? I dug for so long, carefully collected, saved, and you, goat, put it all down on your wip.

(I don’t know why I decided he dropped all the 3000 rubles on the wip)

(I don't know why I decided that the deal was 3000 rubles)
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