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 05.10.2020
The world is not without good people.

In the kitchen near the house some time ago began to sell cakes not entirely, but in pieces, in the eye - 1/6-1/8 of the whole cake.

And I decided I just had to try all the cakes in the range! And they, cockroaches, cakes make very delicious and the range is very large. There is not much left until evening, but if you go for lunch, your eyes run out.

In short, a couple of months I bought from them cakes by piece and, in the end, noticed that the jeans started to fit badly on me. By the way, are there lawyers to judge the cooker for getting fat? Only not those who work for money, but normal people, who will go to court without money? I think we need to judge for this case a million moral damages, then we will drink half.

So I realized it was time to go on a diet again.

I went to the same cooking today, already for dietary food - oatmeal, pearl and chicken. They also have a delicious snack! He has also been on her lately.

He went in, approached the window with the baking and the internal struggle began. I want a delicious cake, but so soon I will return to 106 kg again. It is not the matter! before the cakes.

Probably the look was so hungry that the woman next to me said:

Take a cake and I’ll pay.
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