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 08.10.2020
In the year 2007-2008, studying at the latest courses of the institute (physmatics, applied mathematics and informatics), decided to work in a advertising agency as a designer. A provincial town. I agreed with one IP-sniper that I will come after the institute and work for 4 hours in his advertising agency. No registration (first job, young and inexperienced). The money was agreed at 1000 rubles per week with payment on Friday. Well, for each successfully rented advertising banner 3x6 meters +500 rubles a prize.

The first week - worked, received 1000 rubles.

The second week is normal.

At the end of the third week, the question is, “What exactly did you do on Monday? And on Tuesday? How do you remember? What, have you been here? You don’t remember what you did, you don’t work, you have 500 rubles, come on Monday.”

Well, okay, I prepared, bought a notebook and pencil, started to record... A week later, the same question is asked, and I provide a report for every day, what I did specifically, I get my 1000...

The next week the boss prepared, and the questions went out of the category "And what did you do all 4 hours this small order? there is a maximum for an hour of work..." and so on the list of things and, as a result: "... here you have 500 rubles, and that is a lot, you did not work almost."

My move: I started recording the length of the time in the notebook and an explanation why this length). I got my 1000.

At the end of the next week instead of 1000 I get 500 and the argument "you colored and when printing on the canvas - spots"... At that job I had an old lamp monitor with a yellow colored screen... that is, the colors I chose on it not in the eye. Dark blue and black combined. Showed on the monitor the project of the advertising banner, explained the problem, which is not visible) And I bought a color jet printer (500 rubles not returned)! It relied on printing and watching if the colors did not change.

In general, to the notebook with the list of works and time began to apply a color print on the A4 of the project. A thousand rubles!

Apparently, it just went well and there was nothing to do with it, as the boss stated that he needed a designer for 8 hours a day, not for 4. I hired another student. And that was the last week I got 1000 rubles.

The next Friday, the boss stated that thanks to the fact that he hired a second designer, the work for each designer became 2 times less and from now on I will receive 500 rubles a week. It was a horse walk. He got two designers for 8 hours a day in the office and with the same cost (the new one was initially agreed to 500 a week).

I did not come up with a response (and I was tired) and told me that I would not go to work anymore, and I did not go out.

The boss was very angry and said that I would not find such a job anywhere else! I looked into the water. I did not find such work anymore.
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