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 13.10.2020
Xxx: at the age of 8 found the movie "Dolls". was pleased. There it began as a girl sailed on a steam boat, went to lunch, and left the doll on deck. And then big show the face of the doll and she opens her eyes 😳.  I was so scared, I turned off the TV, shaken, hid my doll in the closet and NEVER played in them again and I am still scared, although I am 30 years old.

Yyy: I was probably cleaning the doll in a remote corner at 8 years. Approximately calculated how much time she would need to get to me, when it turned out that the night was not enough for her, she fell asleep. Now it was funny and then it was shit terrible!! Throwing out the doll? You are what! Who to play with in the morning?

Zzz: When I was 5 years old, I was given a toy dog like a long-haired pekinese, who could swallow and at the same time had green eyes. Later I dreamed that this dog with red burning eyes was hunting me. At that time, I was scared by my neighbor’s dog. And all, since then, this beautiful toy went to the room of her parents every night and was locked in the closet, and during the day in the games she performed the most jealous roles. How many years have passed, and I still remember that fear.
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