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 23.10.2020
Once I had a date. I spent it quite successfully, and therefore went to the girl at a visit. Fortunately, she lived right above the building. It’s comfortable, you won’t argue.

So here. I am allergic to dogs. We come to her, and there... well you understood. The kissing began immediately, so I went ahead and asked for a glass of water to drink a pill. I drank anti-allergic and went on without worrying.

We meet in a few days. After a short conversation we begin to the most important and already in bed we have a dialogue:

Have you taken a pill?

and no. Why Why?

Well... Okay...

Everything went great if not one “but”. A while later, he writes:

Don’t take any pills, you don’t need them.
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