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 31.03.2009
Bailey Radio
Coursework
The third course. Discipline of radio devices. The best Ivan
Ivanovich gives us his tested coursework on the same topic.
The aim of the course is to develop a scheme of the radio receiver under the dawn
The stipulated ones. The characteristics. The purpose of the distribution is to discuss merits and
the shortcomings of proposed schematic solutions, show errors in calculations,
If there were such.
Everything goes in its turn, in order.
– Well, and here is the last course work: “Development of the CM receiver...” and so on.
Chernov A. I. Where are you, Alexander Igorovich? He looked gently at
The class. The student stood up. Please tell me, Alexander Igorovich,
The price is the same – half a liter of vodka?
The whole group was tense. What is Ivan Ivanovich? Old age or
What is the Esopic language? Maybe heard?
Satisfied with the effect produced, the old teacher opened
Cursor on the booklet and quoted: “...and the L11 coil moves.
cotton threads with a diameter of 0.9 mm on a wooden frame
diameter of 4 mm. The heart of the coil is pressed out of asphalt pebbles.
Why so? Because no one will read this place.” After that
The whole class, of course, was covered with wild gooths. He lifted up his hand so that we
I.I. told, “When I was studying at the end of the 1950s, this
He was an educator, and since he was a teacher every year, he was a teacher.
I am looking for a few such quotes in courses. must be
Amateurs of free drinks, which high school students to dispute on a bottle
Vodka proposes to make adjustments to its work. not noticed
The teacher lapped a bottle to the student, noticed, apologized. When I was
The first teacher complained to the students, kept silent, but then
The fifth, I could say, I gave a bottle, I decided – enough.
None of the students shared.
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