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 06.11.2020
Taking care of an elderly grandmother. She swallowed the pills with her hands. The district therapist couldn’t tell her that she didn’t need to take so many medications. Then I bought her vitamins, some blue, others yellow. She wrote that the blue pill should be taken in the evening, and the yellow one in the morning. She started taking a miracle medicine.

Then he says, “You know, I really became easier!”

And actually started moving, walking around the apartment (before it was lying).

And so within a month. In the morning, my grandmother is lying down and dying. What happened? She confused the "miracle pill" and drank the opposite... blue in the morning and yellow in the evening. I had to run to the pharmacy for white vitamins.

So she lived on her feet and with "miracle medicines" until 98 years.
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