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 16.11.2020
Xxx: I really don’t understand what the hunt is.

A friend says, “I recently bought a new gun for 200 thousand, I’ll go to Teterev.”

I think it’s somewhat too fat for Teterev.

If you have a gun for 200 knives, you have to go, at least, to Baskov.

If you have 200 thousand, why kill the teterev?

You can hire a killer who will kill the teterev.

And he will not just kill the teterev, but will do everything as if it was suicide.

And the tetereva will then be found in a cheap hotel room, around a package of tablets and a note with the text: "Barbara, I have done all this, there is no longer the strength to pay the loan for our double."
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