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 05.12.2020
The announcement was short: “Clarely seeing and guessing Anastasia. I will return the loved one, I will remove the spoil and the crown of marriagelessness. It is cheap.”

Anastasia Petrovna wrote, thought: well and what? Thousands of them, such ads, crowds of guessers and clear-sighted ones. What does it attract customers? There is no money. How to Escape? She lives alone, her son in another city, her pension is ridiculous. She really knew it from her youth. But no more skill in the mystical sphere. Hm, we need to add services, decided Anastasia Petrovna.

She added: “The clairvoyant, extravagant, witch, descendant guesser and parapsychologist Anastasia. I will return my beloved, I will remove the spoil and crown of marriagelessness, I will make a conspiracy to succeed in business and turn away from competitors.

Little, decided Anastasia Petrovna. Magic and clarity - at every corner, money is not cut, the customer will not come. She breathed and wrote, “I do small repairs, paint walls, paste wallpapers.”

I made an announcement. The next day I asked, “How long will the walls in the kitchen be painted?”

“The posterity guess” Anastasia was deceived, the price she did not know. The first price that came to mind. “Good!” they said to her.

Anastasia Petrovna was nervous: the walls painted twice in her life and for a long time. But what to do? Better walls than nothing. I bought a bag and arrived at the address.

She tried, it went well, she got the money. Called again. Now about the tapes.

Anastasia Petrovna called a friend: "Listen, you have nothing to do at retirement, and there is a job here."

He and his girlfriend handled the wallpaper. A friend told Anastasia Petrovna: "And my brother is in the sanitary, by the way."

And the "clear-seeking" Anastasia wrote a magical announcement: "I make cranes, set up shells and toilets, remove clogs. It is cheap.”

Send the orders. Anastasia Petrovna was surprised: “Well pure mysticism!” He attracted two other friends, and three men over fifty who were sitting without work. A month later, the announcement was added as follows: “I cycle the floors, make furniture, repair household appliances, washing machines and refrigerators. It is cheap.”

The team gathered boyfriendly, Anastasia only had time to send people to the objects. Six months later, Anastasia opened a small company called The Witch. I rented a garage to repair cars. But in the ads for any case did not clear the crown of unmarriage and other magic.

Finally a woman called. She cried. She wanted to return her husband, went to another, and she is 53 years old, nothing to catch in life. Anastasia Petrovna said tiredly, “Listen, fuck him husband. To whom did he give up, Kobe? Go to the brigade. We have fun and a lot of work.”

The woman stopped crying, “Are there men?” Anastasia Petrovna smiled: “There is. and normal. Come on, my friend, let’s wait.”

After that, the “clear-sighted” Anastasia went to watch how bakeries were made in her new bakery.

Alexei Belakov
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2020-12-04/#1164706
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