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 06.12.2020
How beautiful she was! Not only beautiful, but also fast. In general, in her drive she was enchanting. At the same time, it is unattainable and cold. Sasha lost her head when she saw her run into the cabin of the plane.
To be honest, Sasha lost his mind from the fact that his arrival in the city of Kostanay was under threat. In order to save time, he agreed to fly from Almaty to Kostanay with a transfer in Astana. And now the second part of the route was in danger of collapse. The entire plane obediently waited for the windy girl, with the status of "do not touch her" who was delayed on the road.
She was taken to the staircase, and she ran to her place with her heels, squeezing between two businessmen, Vova and Sasha.
Sasha appreciated the girl, and the coldness of the look, and deliberate negligence, and pointlessness. He wanted to play.
Waiting for the moment when the plane began to increase speed for take-off, and the girl settled comfortably in the chair, he gently asked:
Girl, where are you flying?
The girl turned on the "surprised eyebrows" mode, added in the view of the echidist, in the voice of sarcasm and asked in response:
And you?
Sasha was ready for the question. He also sat comfortably in the chair. He looked carefully at the girl and said:
I am in Kostanay. Here is the ticket!
The final destination was actually indicated on the ticket. After reading this, the girl became nervous. had to pursue. And Sasha spoke to the silent Volod before this:
- Young man, can I see your ticket? Are you in Costa Rica too?
Vova obediently demonstrated the ticket.
You can’t imagine how fast beautiful girls are. What a good reaction and physical preparation of the boarders pulling the girl away from the outlet.
In Astana, Sasha arrived with a glued patch of faciality.

Author: Sergey Seregin
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2020-12-05/#1164976
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