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 15.12.2020
Act of 1.

The city beach of Pushkin Lenoblasty, I go into the cabin to change clothes and see on the ground the top and bottom of a girl's (judging by the size of a 10-11 year old girl) swimsuit.

Act of 2.

I lift and shake over the wall of the cabin - the swimsuit hangs on the wall. I dress up and prepare to wear swimsuits.

Act of 3. (His details I learned after the fifth act, from the words of the wife)

The passing guy, who missed my entrance to the cabin and recorded only the last stroke of the second act - the swimsuit that appeared - decides on the adventure and in the expectation of the spectacle, desperately and boldly dive under the lower wall of the cabin, on which the swimsuit hangs and... see... let's say, the hobbit))

Act of 4.

From the rasynchron - expectation / reality - the boy drags up and back, at the lower edge of the wall, he breaks his ear and with a whisper, fountaining with blood, runs away from the cabin, falls and watches to the cabin...

Act of 5.

I run away, covering up with shorts - people in the shower... from ruthless executions saved the wife - told the details of the third act, otherwise, the PZDC...
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