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 22.12.2020
We opened a vacancy in our department for a fairly rare IT specialization. We thought about implementing an ERP system and wanted to take a person with programming experience under this ERP. They could not close for a long time, but finally found a man. He passed all the interviews and was supposed to leave in two weeks.

Two weeks pass and he doesn’t come out. We begin to look for him. The household did not respond, there were no mobile phones at the time. Finally, through the security service, we find somewhere with relatives. It turns out that this Kent, going through an interview with the financial director, managed to borrow from her "before the first salary" $ 600 under the deposit of the passport. HZ, as he managed to verify it, she (fin. by Dir. ) was quite tough.

Well, here, the head of the department calls this developer.

“Ivan, this is X X from the company X. You should have come to work with us on Monday. When to wait for you?

The company X? Oh yes surely! You know, I changed my mind to work with you. You can’t count on me.

Why is?

"Well, I've been found with HIV here, so I thought, well, let him do this job.

You took the money under the guarantee of passport. When to bring?

Yes, of course! I will get the money in the next day! Keep your passport while you have it. well is?



The passport, according to rumors, remained in Finland for a long time. A deck in the safe as a reminder of the trial.
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