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 24.12.2020
I worked 20 years ago as an inbound enicacher in several offices.

In one of them, a very harmful woman worked as the chief economist. She was already over 50, so her pension is actually here.

And the whole office didn’t love her very much. Why I didn't like it I understood when I became a participant of events.

At that time, it was often that there was one computer with a printer for the entire organization, and everyone worked on it in turn, doing what they needed. And this economist, as I have already said, was in the age, the computer did not want to master at all, the hell knows what this devil-machine counts there, so she wore her drawings, written with a pencil (it is important), a young girl, let it be Helena, who filled the table in her drawings and printed it, and the economist had already dragged to the director for signature.

The director was mindful, so he read everything carefully, and constantly found mistakes in the type of "Here you wrote 25 thousand, but we should not have more than 17 thousand", after which the economist did not blink with a blink of the eye, cleaned the draft, entered the correct number there and presented the director of the type "but I have everything right here, it is Lenka hernia wrote!"

Lenka was mocked for inattention, Lenka was crying, saying that she had checked everything over and could not be so wrong.

I learned, so immediately Lenke and advised, "And you take and take a photocopy of her draft before you bring."

Well, and literally after some time the story repeats itself, an error in the document, the economist again shows her pencil draft, where everything was supposedly correct at first, and Elena brings and shows a photocopy, from which it can be seen that the draft is then corrected.

The economist almost broke out of indignation. She wrote a letter on behalf of the director demanding that Elena be fired for a set of crimes, for copying confidential documents and for trying to undermine the authority of respected employees. Then it caused a scandal when the director refused to dismiss Elena. And then the whole office headed by the chief, and naturally put the ultimatum to the director: "Either the economist is fired or we are all fired." The director was like the cat Leopold ("Let live friendly!"), did not want to dismiss, because the economist until retirement was literally a year, and she worked in this organization for almost 25 years, but as a result, the economist was fired.
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