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 25.12.2020
Something a day I remembered the case when I was studying at the universe at phys-mate.

We had a Russian language for a year. Purely formally offset/not offset. We had somehow the task of deciphering the words as we understand them. It turned out that many were mistaken, as their significance was associated in a narrow manner with some events.

For example: Impeachment - well, many have written that this is an intimate betrayal of the head of state (everyone remembers, of course, Monica and Bill). A dilettant — many, apparently, considered something like a sabotage, which was eventually described as a spy in the rear of the enemy, etc.

A few examples of the teacher brought us our mistakes and other students out of the stream. We then frankly crushed and it seemed like everything, but the hell was swimming there...

Later, she said that such mistakes are recorded in her notebook and accumulated. And later, when it accumulates to a certain limit, it reads to its students on the filfaq to cheer with them and named this notebook "The Untold Dictionary of Physics." And here we got stuck. Physical feelings were affected.

We complained to our professor of physics that the Nifiga did not behave in a human way, especially to an adult person, and roasted to the general view. Our predecessor came to her and she said that she saw nothing terrible in it.

Since then, our predecessor had a notebook "The Untold Problem of Humanities" and once in a certain period of time, when there was something to share with him, he told us how students from the filfak solve problems and we roared over them!
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