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 01.01.2021
What was the most stupid thing you believed in childhood?



When I was a preschool student, my mom told me that you couldn’t ride a motorcycle or get tattoos until your mother died.

One day in a grocery store I saw a huge cool guy. He was all in tattoos and was sitting on the loudest motorcycle in the world. The hell would take me 5 years old. I approached him and asked, “Hello, is your mother dead?“”



The guy looked at me and said, “Yes.”



I was shocked, and my mom was right.



Yyy: The man was probably terrified that some horrible child suddenly approached him and asked about his dead mother.



Zzz: I also have a story) my father bought me a Tetris, and there was a dance toy, and I asked what would happen if I lost, he said you would die. So, in these dancers, if I'm not mistaken there were 3 lives, when there was 1 life left, I turned off the tetris because I was afraid. And once accidentally lost and... did not die) And there was a story as a dad said in the train that a guy who was driving without a ticket and was taken by a conductor was thrown out of the train. When I was 5 years old, I was very distracted by the prospects of this man.
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