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 11.01.2021
It was in 1998, I was in second grade.

In those pre-smartphone times, I made candy by drawing cartoon and video game heroes.

For a candy, my clients received a painting with a pen with the image of Sabiro or Mikimaus, for a chocolate candy, the client received a colored painting of a favorite video game or cartoon character.

One day my classmate Dima approached me with an unusual request to draw naked women, and not a single drawing, but a whole notebook.

I was confused, my knowledge of human anatomy was scarce, but after Dima offered me Snickers for a job, I immediately agreed.

The next day my employer brought my school notebook and I went to work.

After every page of the notebook in the cage was filled with images of naked women, I got the well-deserved Snickers, which I was incredibly pleased with.

On Monday, to my surprise, Dima's parents came to school and brought me the same notebook, asking, "And you are not ashamed?!!?“?”

“Don’t be ashamed!” I answered proudly, “This is art!”! to

The teacher gently asked me not to perform such orders.

So ended my career as an erotic artist.
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