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 05.02.2021
Family affairs
I found a young investigator of ROVD material from the district inspector about the vicious family hooliganism. The fable is banal: the husband and wife in the presence of the daughter broke up, the noise was heard by all the neighbors, the wife turned to the injury point, where she had a closed fracture of the foot.
The district man broke up and appointed a medical examination to establish the severity of the existing bodily injuries. Naturally, injury was “less severe”.
The man was sentenced to up to 5 years in prison.
During the interview he made a very positive impression on me. He described his unfortunate family life with constant scandals, swore that during the described unfortunate quarrel he never struck his wife, only pushed away to get out of the apartment. They lived on the second floor of an old house with partial amenities, and the man, who worked in the construction organization as a high-class specialist in the processing of stone, the management, knowing about his family problems, allocated a one-bedroom isolated apartment in a normal house. He wanted to slowly drop there, but his dearest wife learned about it.
I decided to dig deeper in this case, the more I was unclear how under the circumstances described the victim could get a foot injury. During the interrogation, the neighbors showed that they really heard the noise of a family quarrel, and when the suspect had already left the house, his wife began to pull the couch out of the apartment to the stairs.
He appointed an additional examination, describing the entire situation, including the couch. The answer turned out to be expected that the existing injury could not have occurred from the strikes of the suspect, if such were, but is characteristic of compression by a heavy, dull object, such as the sofa.
He terminated the case and gave it to the prosecutor to decide on the question of bringing the applicant to justice.
Then it turned out that the victim agreed with the local, who moved from Azerbaijan and had no apartment, that if he helps her husband to plant, she will give him her apartment, and she will move to live in the apartment provided to her husband.
P.S After all, the man came to thank me, offered a puffy envelope (he made a decent money). I did not take, asking not to hurt me.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-02-03/#1183715
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