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 08.02.2021
Let me tell you about the bubbles. They are twin brothers and not Belarusians at all. I’ve talked about them before, but not this story. In general, the brothers differed from all the others not only in their resemblance, but also in their healthy red noses, similar to potato buds. Why did they go after it and get it at school? That did not prevent them from entering the VVD. Serving in the same company and even a squadron, they say that twins and twins cannot be separated. In addition to all this, the brothers had not only excellent health, but also a very sharp mind with the same rather sharp tongue.
- Tomorrow you have the first jump, you will not become aircrafts yet, but parachutists surely! They called a squadron. The brothers were one of the first. Releasing from another company, in the airplane on the machine read them instructions, switched the engine and the airplane smelled into the sky. The lamp burned, the emitter opened the door, looked down and whispered:
The first went!
The first was one of the brothers, but the publisher did not know about it. For him, it was just a warrior, whom he has already released hundreds. The truth came to the eyes of a healthy red swallow and the fact that the warrior, as always, at the first jump crashed in the door. Well, what a glass. From the scream:
The parachute will open, right? - the scream had already become hysterical, but the publisher knew his business tightly. Just pulling out the good pinch of the warrior outside, looked and shouted:
The second went! - Then I shouted to the third and fourth, - condemning - with refinement, salaboon! Or something like that. His cry stopped only at the fifth. No, he had time to shout — fifth post... — and kept silent. Because he was looking at the same one with the red snob that he released a few minutes ago. The producer concentrated and wanted to negotiate the word, but the second bulbash brother did not let him do this:
The parachute did not open. Let us try again! Don’t bother, I am myself. He walked into the open door.
The rest of the department jumped already without the issuing team.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-02-06/#1184626
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