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 11.02.2021
xxx: I saw my first porn at the age of five, in a family circle, when my uncle pulled a video magnet. Everyone sat down at the festive table, all were poured vodka, I was poured lemonade, and my mother solemnly contributed the video cassette "Ktozdez in the garden". They turned on, and two huge huts in the entire screen began to destroy the mouth of the poor lady. Of course, the cultural beautiful half had a heart attack of all organs, and the father urgently withdrew from smoking, loudly knocking the eye.

Yyy: Is it like a loud blink of eye?

Zzz: Do you know Goatse?
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