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 16.02.2021
One of my friends had a cat. Absolutely white. The cat lived on its own. I came when I wanted it. He did not respond to any calls or calls.

The acquaintance proudly said that he was the embodiment of pophysm and independence. Fuck, I wanted you to be a skin shit.

Because the cat was picked up on the street, he was not sick. No vaccines were made to him and the veterinarian was shown 1 time and then the cheapest, because where the students got the money.

And here somewhere in 10 years of life the cat got sick. Everyone has been working for a long time, the cat was a family favorite, so I went to a good veterinary clinic. After a thorough and thorough examination, a diagnosis was made. Then the veterinarian asked:

How do you live with a deaf cat?

In the sense of deaf?

What did you not know? The doctor was surprised. He does not hear Nirvana. This is a very common pathology of ears in white cats. Especially if you are completely deaf.

Then it became clear the reason for the pride and independence of the cat.
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