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 17.02.2021
I remember I was 9 years old. A cousin came to visit me, he was about 15. In general, he came, sat down a little and said - and let's go to the movie? We often went to the cinema with him, but it was almost 6 o'clock in the evening, I doubted, "something late," I say, "the parents will soon come from work." And he told me, "Don't be afraid, they will come until they eat dinner, we will see a movie and we will come, they will not even notice, and in general, I will tell them if you were with me." In general I persuaded. We went to the cinema, bought tickets, some film is incomprehensible - "Intergirl" is called. I waited a long time until it started, I all rushed home, like my parents had to come from work, suddenly they would mourn, my brother-in-law all persuaded to stay - said, a super-class movie, I will like it. I don’t know how the cashier let us go, but we went in. I began to look at something heavy. I did not understand anything from my childhood. The only thing I liked was a cool truck there was one man and a cooler cabriolet car. Such cars could not be seen on the streets of the Soviet Union. And the movie is still a long pipet, either 2.5 hours, or 3. And the brother looked at everything without breaking and leaving the saliva, I think he found in it, a bit of something. Finally, the movie ended, we got out of the cinema - my mom is home, and the night on the street, the stars are burning. I think it gets into me! The clock was already around 11 o'clock in the evening, of course, I didn't warn anyone that I was leaving. My brother brought me home, did not come in for some reason, he says he needs to go home urgently and ran away. I think I’ll get a stitch from my parents, scratch quietly into the door, it opens, and there’s a full splash. Mom cries, grandmother cries, some mints walk, the smell of corvalol is strong. Everyone goes straight to me. Mother through crying asks, “Where were you?” I said, “I went to the cinema.” Mother in shock: “What movie?” I honestly answered, “Intergirl.” I remember my dad laughed hysterically and my mom was crying. My brother stopped coming in after that. And the "Intergirl" my parents still remembered me for many years, even when the adult began to crack.
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