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 17.04.2021
I remembered the story of a five-year-old comrade.

His sister started dating a new guy. They were about 20 years old then.

The boy swallowed her head with fables that he could not take a loan. And if she fits in the loan and they take his car, he will ride her and drive her wherever she wants. This foolish lady went without words and they flew on the wings of love to the branch of a bank.

(Seems to be green or blue)

Everything went according to plan. According to the plan of the bank:

Thus, to the years not many, then accordingly, the conditions of slavery. The amount is more than necessary + insurance + many months of overpayment with horse interest. Approval in one step.

Fortunately or unfortunately, the banking system interfered. and specifically:

Identification of trusted persons and their telephones.

The girl blinking the eye called the phone and the data of the bat.

When the employee of the bank called the number to check the information and informed on what issue he was calling, he changed his face and probably dropped the man into his office chair.

My father was a military. He pumped such speech into the tube, that probably now this bank has forever put this girl on the blacklist.

The loan was refused. The girl at home received great stars.

The boy disappeared almost in a few days. The girl’s dad has nothing to do with it. Love has suddenly ended.
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