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 21.04.2021
A strange picture was seen days on the road of the glorious city of N.
I am going the road to the north. The track is like a track - two lanes in each direction, a wide separator with barriers.
I drive in the left row with a lawful speed of 79 km / h, because the city line and chambers there are like mushrooms in the forest. We generally have that rich, with cameras, in Moscow and less. In the right row, respectively, are those who understand the PDD too literally - at a speed of 59 km / h. Well, the usual picture for our places - cameras more or less all learned to drive without excessive pathos. There are exceptions, of course.
Here is such an exception to the white mordor-six me catches kilometers by a hundred per hour and the rise of xenon in the mirrors - a mordor! The Bip-Bip is Bip! Well, I'm not sorry, maybe a person has fallen asleep, afraid of not having time to push. Diarrhea is a terrible thing... Morded the turn, went to the right, missed, returned. I thought again - this is not a pity for a man's desire for money! He just sent a letter for at least 500 rubles, and this is not the last camera on the road.
Here behind the second is the same, on the grey passat-s, - also a mirge-myrge and a bip and a hundred km / h. And I do not regret it, again, the city budget will be fined. Maybe the bench will be painted at his expense in the park, or the urn will be placed. I missed, I go further in the right. And in front of the transition, the sign 40 and the camera above it. There is underground right now, but upstairs and a sign. and camera.
Everyone runs 49 km / h, because the camera is the same, and in the left row of the route type "Gazel" - because it is left to leave, to turn to the town. And here the madness of the gathering rests on Gazel, sharply retarded and again myrgy-myrgy and bip-bip. But the transition and the camera - you can't speed up, and Gazelley has nowhere to go - right is busy. So Gazel only turns on the left twist – like, “Don’t be nervous, left to me.” The madness is pressing the signal continuously, but Gazelle can’t jump and miss it from below? I have already followed this procession in the right row and I see on the side the profile of Gazeli’s driver – his face is filled with deep calm and complete pofigism. It was written, “Take a horse with your dog.”
Behind it all catches the pass-ups and is bicycling to the madness. The Driver (Nice) The dumbness suddenly throws the car sharply to the right, crossing the right lane in front of me (I, speaking in the dry language of protocols, "were forced to resort to emergency braking") and going to the side. On the sidelines he surpasses a couple of cars, again on the diagonal crosses two lanes and finds himself in front of Gazelle. There is an unknown driver. The madness demonstrates the ultimate madness – it is sharply retarded before Gazelle, the type of “punishment”. Gazeli's driver, keeping the indian leader's impatient face, doesn't even try to brake and crumbles on the rear tamper. At the last moment, "Mazdyuk" understands that it will be he's now, and gases, leaving the blow.
Passat-ss at the same time continues to signal in the ass of Gazelle. I was directly surprised by the steel nerves of her driver - this brakes in the front, this in the back, and he drives himself as if there are no.
And here comes the culmination - the "masdyk" is again sharply discouraged before Gazelle, apparently, having decided that for the first time he did not appreciate the depth of his resentment. Gazel quietly turns to the left, going to the turn, and in the ass of the "mazdjuk", not ceasing to bite, the sharply accelerated passat flew.
Sometimes the universe shows us a surprising harmony of interactions.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-04-19/#1205509
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