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 22.04.2021
To be honest, I am annoyed by successful, sloppy people in expensive clothes, who seem to have broken out of the chain and now from endless advertisements regularly offer people not very successful, and most likely not very cared for, to take loans under profitable interest rates.
Right here they hide.

Here are all deserved actors, talented directors, wonderful singers and other humorists of all kinds.
With well-set voices, confident intonations, friendly flashing and encouragingly knocking on the shoulder, they tell you how beneficial and wonderful it is. What fucking do you do?

Oh, just enough for a new kitchen - the wife of a famous director is delighted. Come with us!
With whom are you? Who else you see here, list! I am alone here!
I doubt very much that this woman bought cabinets for her kitchen in credit. I counted for a long time, rattled the lobby painfully, pretending how much a month would have to pay, decided for a long time and then still went and formalized. Despite the upcoming, guaranteed family scandal and an angry husband, who will stretch his painfully thin, semi-transparent hands and talk — well, where do you get this kitchen? We have nothing to eat, and you are the kitchen. We’re going to go hungry, but at a new table, right? very well! Just wonderful!
That was what you wanted? You are the mother of my children! What are you creating? Oh woe to me woe, I should have listened to my mother and not married you, a wasted witch!
And the children in the corners will wave terribly and the grandmother will run out and curse everyone she gets.

Some household Stanislavsky in me wakes up after yesterday’s excesses and, grimcating the muddy zenks, overwhelmingly orates the promising “I don’t believe!” Well, these people do not take loans and collectors do not call them and do not take out the threat on the door with a balloon.

Advertising for loans must be honest.
Must stand in the frame of a dumb, unattractive aunt and with her - a male male male. Both — in terrible pieces from the market, shredded and old, both — look ten or fifteen years older than their age, unhealthy face, teeth yellow, wrinkles, pimples, baldness, that’s all. And a long, boring story in their execution, about how they took, of course, but, as the popular wisdom says, you always take strangers and for a while, and give your blood and forever, and also with interest.

And this is how unpleasant and in general, it is necessary to live by the means, and not to produce the credit network, thus undermining the economy, bringing it into the next hole of crisis.
And the court officers to be in the frame, the property would be described and perched not to the full paid TV, and collectors with angry faces to scratch their fingers threateningly, and this girl is here, who every month will call and speak in a disgusting voice - Tatiana Markovna, you delayed the monthly payment, what is the problem? When are you ready to pay off your debt?

And let inflation charts be immediately, hinting as if you took three hundred thousand for three years, and in three years it is well you know what will be, not money. And the music to play from the movie "Reckviem of Dreams".

That would be fair.
But all these bright, open faces, all these cute guys with a manicure, this whole white-tooth talk is disgusting, I think. And all these actors-directors-songwriters-jokers I would not have watched and listened to after that, although I still do not watch or listen to them. I do not advise you. I do not recommend borrowing, although I have never taken it. No matter what, I do not recommend.
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