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 01.05.2021
We work with my husband hanging TVs on the wall and hiding wires-boxes. A few paintings from the workplace. Below is an example of what we do.
Arrived on order. The TV is not unpacked, it is in a box, but the gardens pull out of it. During the move, a coincidence happened, as a result, the TV was pierced through the gardens like a shampoo. E... and how? The owners said that the new TV has already been bought (by the culprits) exactly the same, so please do everything, and bring it and it will only be hanged. We are what? We did nothing, once the sizes matched, everything was done, the payment was received and we went to the next order.
Arrived on order. There is no TV! of the word at all. Delivery from abroad, delayed, will arrive only in a week. Mllll...blll...there are no words of saliva, they could warn, they called out that we were going, in an hour we will be. Snipped 10 backs for a false call on gasoline, re-formed the order. Everything was done in a week.
Arrived on order. The TV is there, even unpacked, the harpoons do not shake, but... no walls. The wall was not carrying, false. There are bars between which the glass is wrapped or how this filler is called. An hour before us came to put the air conditioner and something went wrong there, the wall was broken.Suddened the tenth for a false call, advised to raise the socket that would be behind the TV. Everything was done in a week. Even a discount on that ten for the root that was hidden behind the TV made. Work has made us much easier.
The professional deformation. Like a real woman, I have insulator and cable straps in my bag. The divorce key. The small. I went to the fruit store, there two men at the refrigerator shelf are riding, repairing. One says, “So if I ask someone to give me an isolation now, who do you think will give it?” I silently extend his isolation.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-04-29/#1208774
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