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 07.05.2021
In the 11th grade at the last lessons of physics, when the course of the textbook was already passed, but to let us walk through the school the teacher could not - she taught us life.. I remember how she told how to monitor the location of the planets, and that there is such a special location of the planets, these days you must definitely guess a wish and it will definitely come true...

And she also taught us girls that when we get married - we must definitely burn our husband's pants / shirt... and then he no longer entrust us to smooth anything... Otherwise we will have to smooth our husband's clothes for the rest of our lives... It was very strange to hear all this from the mouths of a physics teacher... in addition, our physical education teacher was her husband.
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