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 18.05.2021
Dialogue at the central car station between mother and son. She probably carried him. My son is a soldier in shape. It seems to serve no more than half a year. The conversation was in Hebrew. I will try to translate.

Mother :

Did you put everything in your bag?

Yes to Mom.

Shoes and cowards?

Yes to Mom.

Additional charge from the phone?

Yes Mom, I took it.

Where is the second "root" from the machine?

In the bag.

Why is it in the bag? Remove and attach to the machine. And hang the machine over your head, not as you wear it on your shoulder. This is the M-16, not the Uzi. and overwhelm. It would be more convenient to shoot...if anything.

Oh well mom.

Not “Numay” to me. Remove the "root" and overweave the machine as appropriate. "My mother cried out with the commander's voice, so that even, I "like" and stood up exactly. My mom knows how – right!

And, I don’t doubt for a moment that this mom knows how right!
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