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 21.06.2021
I got to call from different numbers a robot with speeches like "We offer you to buy an apartment in the city of Krasnogorsk".
I listened to the speech until the end, trying to hear the item "reject calls", and called the developer's office, and wrote to the mail - everything is useless. They promised to find out, but the cock was swimming there.
Then I started booking apartments. I book, arrange for a tour and don’t come, of course. The foolish managers are attacking me. But it passed only twice. Then George called me.
Hi to you. My name is George. Why didn’t you go on a tour again?
I did not want.
We are a serious company and we cannot waste our time. What time will you be able to arrive tomorrow? At 11 or 16:30?
George, you have struck me! I told you not to call me, but you go on! Get away from me!
If you continue to use non-normative vocabulary, I will block you on our portal and on the portals of all developers. You can never buy an apartment.
Never or never?
Never ever!
to shrink! Who said it?
I am telling you, George.
You are Gandalf, George!! to
George put the phone. No calls for the second month. A man’s word, fuck him in the mouth.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-06-19/#1222392
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