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 30.06.2021
Cole is a very big man. Growth - a meter ninety, weight - 160kg; somewhere 120, no less - "dry weight". "Fingers are like microphones," if anyone remembers Evdokimov and his Sergey Bugaenko. In his youth he went on landing. At the age of forty, his life brought him to the United States with his wife and children, where he opened a small construction company. My wife hardly worked. One day he found another man at home who was not at work. Strangely enough, he was not injured, but the family came to an end. Kolya went out with a small suitcase and a dog, scratched his thinning hair, and pretended that even with business, he would have to pull up the belt. Two-and-a-half salaries are not easy. However, the work prompted the idea: Colin's business consisted of repairing and rebuilding houses in a not very successful area of a not very successful city. And if you move away another quarter by five, then there was already a very unimportant area. Still, the big plus of this place was that the apartment there could be rented for just a penny. The appropriate, i.e. The house was found quickly, and the "euroremont" was carried out by the firm in a couple of weeks. Then our hero came in with a dog. Here you need to explain in the form of a retreat that Cole very much liked to shake and knock the dog on the side. Knowing his strength, he bought a dog from the calculation "to not kill" (his words). Thus e. Simply put, he had a huge rottweiler-cable that grew up to 60+kg weight. Having reasoned that in any area the main danger on the street would be those with foot, Kolya began to walk him along and across twice a day.

However, the reputation of the area was softened. One evening, "the lady with the dog" was surrounded by local non-adults, aged 15-16, in the amount of 5 pieces. Here, of course, the question arises, who exactly they did not notice: the collar or his beast on the lead. In any case, they made friends and began to surround him. The leader even picked up a scarf and showed it to Cole, arguing for the proposal to promote the evening. As often happens with very strong people, Kolya is a kind, responsive, and very calm person. The scissors he had just seen before, and even knew how to use, so this aspect of the meeting did not surprise him and did not very upset him. He looked at the boys, looked at the dog (the dog, hanging out his tongue, dropped saliva on the asphalt and questioningly looked at the owner). And here, as Cole explained later, he became very funny. He widely divided his open palms the size of a shark and in his English with the pronouncement of the classic Hollywood Russian bandit and the Ellochki-man-eating dictionary connected exactly two words: Boyz, wound! Guys, go on running! From the eyes of the boys the diaper dropped. They looked at the “client” and the dog in shock and... ran away, shining their heels! There were no more problems in the area.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-06-28/#1224949
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