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 13.07.2021
I am leaving the parking lot of Ashan, and here the old seven is crushing me in the back. Oh yeah my! The grandfather comes out, the beard gray, scratches the glowing scarf and says, "Son, forgive me, I have no insurance, let's decide on the spot." Well, I think iron, I forgive grandfather. I say, “Well, let’s fix it...” And then his grandmother comes out of the passenger and says, “What hero? You don’t see, we’re gone! Pay the damages immediately.” Grandfather in his eyes panic, takes her elbow, and says, "Sorry, Nina Sergeevna, but I'll finally fuck you..."
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-07-11/#1228573
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