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 15.07.2021
Xxx: Brother is undergoing an internship in the Investigative Committee. I took the case for study. In general, the family went to rest in Krasnodar region from Peter by car, on the second day of rest the grandmother realized that it was paradise and presented itself. The father of the family wanted to send the body of his beloved aunt to his homeland first by train, where he was refused, due to the heat, with the airplane also agreed not. It was decided to buy a large luggage compartment on the roof of the car, and go back with my grandmother. On the floor of the road somewhere near Rostov stopped to spend the night, in the morning discovered that the luggage compartment together with the grandmother was stolen. According to the case materials, neither the luggage, nor the body of the grandmother was found. Just imagine the thieves who opened the trunk and saw the grandmother.



Yyy: And she said to them, “Close, fucking, the door is blowing to me!!!”
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